I wanna get a tattoo. Welcome to Affiliate Management 101. Today, we teach communication between Asian parents and children. When Nathan says, I wanna get a tattoo, what he really means is, I want to engage in illegal activities and never get a job again. Hey, dad. Can I have some ice in my water? What he means to say is, I want a stomachache and constipation. I'm going to hang out with my friend. That means I'm going to engage in illegal activities. I got an a minus. I have no hope of a future job career and will always be a farmer. But I got the highest grade in the class. I'm in the class at school. I was late to school today. Please smack me with whatever convenient footwear you're currently wearing. I don't wanna take piano lessons anymore. I hate you. Can I become a pianist? I aspire to be homeless. Skid Row sounds nice. Can I have $10? I wish to buy drugs. I wanna take a gap year and go travel and go find myself. I accidentally thought I was from a white family. I'm in teen. I just got a girlfriend. I'm throwing away all career prospects and going to live under a bitch. I'm 22. I'm still single. I have never talked to a girl. I have no hope of marriage. I'm not hungry for dinner. Disown me? I'm going to university for a while. I aspire to be homeless. I wanna study music. I aspire to be homeless. I wanna study fashion design. I aspire to be homeless. I wanna study film. I think we're out of milk. I listen to k pop every now and then. I enjoy watching men dance with their shirts half off, and I have a hug. Give me fruit. Mom, dad, do you love me? Give me sliced oranges. I feel like it's sometimes difficult for you guys to express emotions. Give me specifically sliced oranges on a plate. Sorry, I was out an hour later than expected. I got kidnapped and brought to an underground boxing ring full of illegal activities and bad people. Also, I've landed myself on 3 FBI lists and have an international arrest warrant. If you wish to see anything translated, put it in the comments below. I will