{ "hq": [ { "speaker": 0, "text": "I mean, who rents porn anymore? Can't you get this stuff on the Internet? You can, but you can't get this too with the director's commentary. Come out with me tonight. I'm going speed dating. You mean you're dating on meth? Count me in. You need to meet somebody. This way you meet 20 somebodies. Over a 5 minute discussion of Proust, speed dating is in the meat market. Yeah. Dozens of women just waiting to be hit on. Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn. Coagulopathy plus kidney equals what? Hemolytic uremic syndrome. Oh, creatinine levels. She has elevated cholesterol. Hey, Wilson. Can't find my pornos. Have you tried offering a reward? Gaucher's disease. It would affect her ability to synthesize vitamin k. She's on a semi vegetarian diet means she gets plenty of vitamin k. Sugar ones is more likely? I assume you", "start": 6.3999996, "end": 58.462 } ] }