Let us drink out! I'm half and half. Me dad's a mogul, me mom's heavy clean. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out. Say, Percy, who's that professor making eyes at Professor Squirrel? Oh, that's Professor Snape out of Slytherin House. What's he teach? Potions. But everyone knows it's the dark art he fancies. He's been after squirrels, not for years. Well, grab a glass of orange juice, because this must be hot chick heaven.