{ "hq": [ { "speaker": 0, "text": "You treated the Baywatch, Shane? The Baywatch is a lesbian. And no. I got disguised as the identity of each of the patients. I got tired of using a middle aged man. Carmen seemed like it was an alternative. Also, she's apparently pointed the dull target. Here's how a well adjusted doctor handles a case.", "start": 2.6399999, "end": 20.375 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "Can I put my pants back on now?", "start": 26.515, "end": 28.375 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "I'd rather you didn't.", "start": 28.755001, "end": 29.91 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "Which car manufacturer is this?", "start": 30.210001, "end": 32.05 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "The first one. The dolphin. Then why isn't you wearing pants? You have decreased reflexes in your patellar tendon. Anyone? A slipped disc? Could be? How bad does it hurt?", "start": 32.05, "end": 46.975 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "It hurts really, really bad. Yeah. It doesn't seem real. Is she the one faking?", "start": 46.975, "end": 52.754997 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "Oh, for god's sake. She's here to play to my fantasy now because she's Meryl Streep. Fine. What the hell is wrong with me? Do something.", "start": 53.295, "end": 65.12 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "Too much pain to be at a slipped disc. Could be herniated and appinging the nerve root.", "start": 67.42, "end": 71.1 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "Or it could be referred pain from his groin. Sir, are you getting pain? He's curling. It's not the back. Sir, where are you getting He's not gonna tell us anything if we don't get him out of pain. Give him 50 milligrams of Demerol.", "start": 71.1, "end": 85.125 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "We have no history. He could be allergic.", "start": 85.125, "end": 86.97 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "What do I do? We can't diagnose him while he screams.", "start": 86.97, "end": 89.53 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "Better than killing him with painkillers, that", "start": 89.53, "end": 91.63 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "Apparently, he's not allergic.", "start": 100.97, "end": 102.225 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "We screwed", "start": 111.345, "end": 111.905 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "up. Nope. You did exactly what his attending did. And that was the proper way to handle the case? Yeah. The guy used him as a dealer. You're gonna see a lot of drug seeking behavior in your practice. There's a reason it works. It hurts you, Jimmy.", "start": 111.905, "end": 130.04 }, { "speaker": 1, "text": "He came back?", "start": 131.22499, "end": 132.205 }, { "speaker": 0, "text": "On average, drug addicts are stupid. I'd call the cops. Good for you. A lot of doctors put the risk of their careers on a hunch. It's not a hunch. I mean, I know he wants drugs. I believe drug addicts get sick. Actually, for some reason, they tend to get sick more often than non drug addicts.", "start": 133.545, "end": 151.85818 } ] }