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      "text": "One day, I had a cousin named Morty Feldman, and he was in the hat business. And he were he was connected with a company. I forget the name of it, but they were on Fifth Avenue and 48th Street. And he said there was a model, a hat model at this place named Betty, and he thought I'd really like her and she might like me. And he told her about me and would I go and see her? So I said, fine. And I went up to this place. Now I might add, when I was a kid, I used to draw pictures of girls. Most guys who think they can draw draw pretty girls. And there was one face I always drew. To me, it was the ideal, gorgeous looking girl's face. So I went up to this hat model place, and, somebody opened the door, a model. And I took one look at her, and it was the face I had always been drawing. I couldn't believe it. On top of that, she said, hello. May I help you? And she had this beautiful English accent, and I'm a real anglophile. I mean, an English accent knocks me out. So there was the face I had always drawn. There was an English accent, and she was gorgeous. And I think I said something like I love you. I don't remember, but I didn't know what to say or do. I was knocked out. So I took her out to lunch. I never did meet Betty. I mean, this was not Betty. Her name was Joan. And, it was really on my part love at first sight. I found out she was married. She had been married a very short time. In England, she had broken up with a guy she thought she liked. And on a rebound, she married some American army officer. Then she came over here to stay with his family while he did what he did overseas. When she got here, she realized she had made a mistake. She didn't even know the guy and why had she married him, just to show the other guy who she had since forgotten about. To make a long story short, I took her to re I I sent her to Reno because in those days, you could get a quickie divorce in Reno, 6 weeks. And she said she'd marry me. So off she went to Reno, and I was so happy. And she wrote me a letter once a week, and every letter said, dear Stan, dear Stan, on the 5th week, it said, dear Jack, now I'm not the brightest guy in the world, but I said to myself, I think I'd better fly to Reno. And it's funny. Everything in my life, we're never gonna get finished because everything leads to a story. But in order to fly to Reno, I had never really flown commercially. I flew an army planes, but I went to a ticket office somewhere, and I said, give me a ticket on the first plane to Reno, which was a stupid thing to say. I should have said a plane that'll get to Reno the fastest, but the first plane leaving for Reno was a local that took 3 stops to get out of New York state. And it took me, like, 24 hours to get there. Anyway, I finally got there. I told her I was coming, and there she was waiting at the station. But there's a lot of guys with her, and they all looked like John Wayne, especially one real big, handsome guy in jeans and a, a leather jacket and a sombrero and boots and a half a day's growth of beard. I mean, you'd have cast this guy as the hero in any western. And I get off the plane from New York, and I'm wearing a little pork pie hat, and I got my gloves on because it had been cold in the city, and a little scarf neatly tied and a suit. And I could just picture how I looked next to John Wayne standing over there, who had apparently been trying to romance her all these 6 weeks. And Joanie said, Stan, when I saw you get off the plane, I thought, what am I getting into? Anyway, by some miracle, I got her to stay with me, and we went to, a judge in Reno, and he divorced her in one room, and then he led us into the next room where he performed his marriages through a little door. So he married her. So I finally I had made that. I had beaten John Wayne. But we needed witnesses, so there was another couple. So Joan and I and this other couple, we were all kinda tearful and melodramatic. This was a big moment. We had gotten married. And we said to the other couple, would you be our witnesses? And they said, yes. Would you be our witnesses? And it was such a bonding moment. And after the ceremonies, we said, every year, no matter where we are, anywhere in the world, the 4 of us will get together and commemorate this moment. And then Joan and I went back to New York. God knows where they went. We forgot all about them 24 hours later. We never heard from them again. I don't know who they are. They don't know who we are. And, that was our marriage.",
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